Sometimes, I swear my horse needs a job and if he doesn’t get one I might just have to kill him.

So yesterday [yes I’m late in posting this], I went to feed Bandit and I couldn’t find him anywhere. He wasn’t in his barn, wasn’t by the water bucket nor had he found a way into the hay room or so I thought. I had no idea where he went so I was left to assume that he had gotten out of his pen like he has a habit of doing. This prompted me to search for prints left in the snow. Maybe if I followed his trail I would be able to wrangle him and bring him back home where he belonged, but I couldn’t find any tracks leading outside his paddock. Extremely puzzled, I was left with the option of leaving a bale of hay for him hoping he’d return from wherever he’d gone to so I went and got to the hay room to grab a bale. I opened the door and what did I find? Bandit. He somehow had locked himself in the hay room which I’m still curious how he managed since both doors were closed and latched from the outside.

Like I said, I might have to kill my horse. *sigh*

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On another note, and everyone probably knows already except me but Twilight is in the pre-production stages and is due to come out in December of 2008. They’re making a movie of Twilight! Guess who they have actors so far.

Kristen Stewart [who I don’t know] will be playing Bella and Robert Pattinson [better known as Cedric Diggory].

/random

Call me easily amused but I got a kick out of this little clip.

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MAD
Mask

My life flashed before my eyes. I almost died today! Not true! >.> I went driving with Mask, in a standard no less. We were learning to drive one today (At my grandfather's gravel pit. Lots of roads, no cars. Great place to learn how to drive.) It was fun until Mask decided to drive home. No, that's when the fun began. It was very dangerous! The car did a lot of shaking, we scared people. I almost died! Anyway, now I'm off to watch Eragon. I'll have my say on this later!

I viewed my livejournal today to find that there is 10 of me. I thought it was interesting. Two of my livejournal friends received 5 of me on the 5th day of Christmas. Five the-e-e-emadbandits.

Alright, so it's about 2 o'clock here in New Hampshire and guess what...IT'S SNOWING! *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* *squee* So, you'd think I'd never seen snow before, but it's the first snow of the season and well...IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!! It's no more than an inch but, IT'S SNOWING!!! Woot! Just thought you ought to know it's snowing in New Hampshire!

I was minding my own business, talking to myself, again.

The following conversations has been altered silghtly to protect the innocent.

*MAD talks to self*
MAD's Brother: *interups MAD talking to self* Are you talking to yourself?
MAD: No. Not at all. Are you crazy? I never talk to myself. What would ever give you an idea like that? *blinks* *IMs Mask with previous conversation*


"Mask": *lol*
TheMADBandit23: I'm going INSANE!
TheMADBandit23: More insane
"Mask": Uh-oh
"Mask": why?
TheMADBandit23: figure I'd get that in before you said anything
TheMADBandit23: Mask, think about who you are talking to.
TheMADBandit23: Remember it's MAD.
"Mask": Yes
"Mask": you're going more insane
"Mask": ...why?
TheMADBandit23: because, I'm already insane and I talking to myself more than...normal. I must be going more insane.
"Mask": Ah
"Mask": yeah
TheMADBandit23: It's the only logical answer.

In conclusion, MAD is more insane because she is talking to her self more than normal.

*squee*

Not that anyone truly, honestly cares but I’m getting Photoshop, tee hee! (Well, that is when they give me my computer back.) Yes, they have my computer, both of them actually. Kerri, my personal laptop is…uh…being quite difficult, so I had to send her off to HP for three whole weeks. *sigh* Now, Archie, my school computer, is having problems connecting to the internet so I had to send him to the IT Tech person that works for the school. I don’t know I’ll get him back but when I do, I’ll have Photoshop!

*pats live journal* I figured I would say hi so my live journal wouldn't get lonely.

Report from Energy

Chocolate Cupcakes Cause Hyperactivity


There is evidence to support that chocolate cupcakes may cause hyperactivity. There has been a report from a family which experienced extreme giddiness, uncontrollable laughter and could not calm down after consuming chocolate cupcakes. The family also mentioned that they were playing cards and were somewhat tired. As a result, the FDA has given a general warning “For the safety of the general public, we suggest that chocolate cupcakes should not be consumed, especially if you are playing cards or are somewhat tired.”

Reported by MAD

What is written above is not a real article. Though, it is a true story. This happened during a weekend I spent with my friends. We were somewhat tired and playing card when we consumed chocolate cupcakes. After we ate the cupcakes for some reason we experienced the symptoms above. That’s when we came to the conclusion that it was the cupcakes.



Daily Advice:
- DO NOT eat chocolate cupcakes.

When going to the hospital: Always, think hospitals SUCK! No good will come out of going to the hospital for ANY reason. Always, show up to your appointment about a half a hour late. No matter what time your appointment is, it’s never going to be “on time.”

Speaking of hospitals, the other day I unfortunately managed to find myself in one. I had an appointment with my Rheumatologist (for those who don’t know, it is a doctor who deals with the immune system.) The appointment was completely useless, they didn’t tell me anything other than I was doing well. That could be told to me over the phone. Why I have to drive a couple of hours to get told I was doing well is beyond me. See…I hate hospitals! The only good news I received was that I grew a whole half a inch! That is a good thing since I consider myself short.


Other News:
- Just to let you know, it is okay to stand in your washer while it is in spin mode. (I think wash mode is okay too but there may be a slight conflict with electricity and water.)

Report from Energy

Today was a rather big day for me. I had to drive about a two and one half hours to Boston, MA so I could get an endoscopy done. It was so much fun! It took four sticks to get an IV in. Then I went into the OR and don’t remember much until the doctors woke me up. Though, the doctors managed to give me an extremely bad sore throat which I am not to happy about. That was my day. Wasn’t to pleasant but now it’s over.

Other News:
-Christmas is two days away.
-Not much else is going on

Daily Advice:
DO NOT ask for nutmeg intravenously. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Random Facts:
-On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.

-Chrysler built B-29's that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant call Diamond Star.

-If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.


Have a Happy Holiday (Didn't want to be sued or end up in jail.)